I got three blow jobs today. All in a row. Life is great.

Well, the repo man came and took my Honda....good fucking riddance to my car payment.....

Working at a retail store, you get alot of customers that are hard to deal with, but

the one fucking thing I hate the most, is god damn people that will NOT listen. You come into my store, asking for advice

and for my opinion. When I give you it, you disregard it and try to prove me wrong. In the end I prove you wrong, yet you

still try to convince yourself, me, and other people you are right. Don't go to my fucking store to try to convince

me of something I know is wrong. And another thing, don't ask stupid fucking questions. Google was invented for a

reason, use it, before I cut your balls off fucktard.

I hate cars with big ass rims! I dont understand why someone would throw 22s on an

old ass buick? The rims cost more than the damn car! Get a life.

I wish everything wasnt so hard in life.

I screwed all of your friends, and you won't ever know about it.

I'm going to call in sick tomorrow so I can meet up with my coworker for rough sex.

so maybe life is not so bad...well for this moment in time anyway.

Esurance is the biggest load of crap insurance company to ever crawl the face of this planet. Condescending and RUDE claim speciailists who make the experience horrible to deter you from calling again. NEVER use Esurance, you will regret it.

The second my claim clears I'm switching! ASSHOLES!

I'm so tired of this being dragged on, I just want to be divorced.

I HATE MICROSOFT. IT'S SOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING TO MAKE A WEBSITE, WHILE STILL ENABLING IE6 USERS TO SEE IT.

I have something you want but can't have.

Im so happy.

Bitch

Medical treatments of any kind price gouge patients. Fuck doctors and fuck your bills.

change is good.

christmas is making me go broke

Apple is doomed without Steve.

it aint my job to fuck you on your birthday

fuck you jt your fucking scum of the earth i hate you with all my heart and regret the day i met you!!! lesson def learned!!! if i have the chance i will hit you with a fuckin car and hopefully murder you!!! you cheated on my with two other disgusting girls and one the bitches thought she was prgnant fuck my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! karmas going to kick your ass!! your a fuckin failure and fuck freshman bitches and girls like caitlyn dixon--gross. grow the fuck up you were not that great in bed anyhow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lasting for maybe a minute your embarrassing. i ate up all your lies but not anymore!!! i want everyone to see you for tha asshole that you are!! your a fuckin grimmey scumbaggg!!! YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF!!!! and you lost the best girl you've ever been with!! i should have listened to everyone i knew you were way out of my league and i've always been too good for you just like you said!!! I FUCKIN HOPE YOU DROP DEAD! bitch..

fuck the iphone and fuck apple!

Science frickin' sucks, I can't be bothered to learn, and they can't be bothered to give me straight answers, fuck it.